Here is Volume 4 of my Oppositional Thoughts…They are designed to gently puncture some of the slightly precious life advice out there, and to complexify overly simplistic homilies, that make life appear a lot simpler than it is in reality.
Oppositional thoughts…There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside of you..never read Dan Brown obviously….
Oppositional thoughts…if you enrol in a stunt academy do they put you on a decelerated learning program?
Oppositional thoughts…Life has no limitations, except the ones you make…so if I jumped off a building I could fly if I tried hard?
Oppositional thoughts…Letting go of your dreams results in mediocrity….not if you had the dreams I’ve been having….
Oppositional thoughts… Why do I feel like I need a stiff drink after hearing a “sobering account”?
Oppositional Thoughts.Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.sorry, what was that again?
Oppositional thoughts…Let go and it will be yours forever…I let one go and it’s true, it hung around forever…
Oppositional thoughts…Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter…unless they are the police or a judge….
Oppositional thoughts…”Arrogance, immaturity & lack of experience are unattractive at work”..so presumably save all that for your friends
Oppositional thoughts…procrastination explained…later, perhaps tomorrow
Oppositional thoughts…I don’t have a career story, actually it is just a sentence. I got life….
Oppositional thoughts… Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. -Napoleon Bonaparte” ..before lose & Waterloo
Oppositional thoughts…flash mobs are all very entertaining, but I wish they would stop flash flooding
Oppositional thoughts..I was sitting in my underpants when I opened the job offer letter. I was so excited, they asked me to get off the bus
Oppositional thoughts…I saw this man with the worst wig ever, I was so helpless with laughter, that the panel terminated my interview
Oppositional thoughts…you know when a job interview is going badly when they tell you to put them back on….
Oppositional thoughts…when I read that reality is perception I could not believe my eyes
Oppositional thoughts…I was busy completing an online job application, when my supervisor interrupted to continue my 1st day induction…
Oppositional thoughts..I was doing a stress imagery exercise at work with my eyes shut. It failed when my fare grabbed the steering wheel
Oppositional thoughts…@davidawinter #question yourself..why does he want me to question myself, can’t he be bothered asking me questions?
Oppositional thoughts… After six hours of questioning myself I reluctantly had to let myself go due to a lack of evidence or witnesses
Oppositional thoughts… what if I did it all because the lady loves milk tray, and then I discover it was all a Twix?
Oppositional thoughts…after my marathon effort all I heard was snickers and wispas. It mars my efforts to Hershey said I was fruit and nut
Oppositional thoughts…only a fool tries to climb the corporate ladder. Smarter folks take the stairs, and the smartest take the elevator
Oppositional thoughts…employee engagement is just intention, but employee marriage is commitment. Is your employer prepared to do it?
Oppositional Thoughts…In life you are either a passenger or a pilot, it’s your choice…but on a plane, one of those is called hijacking
Oppositional Thoughts…the harder it is to get into a school the better it is…Mine must have been brilliant, I needed a Judge to send me.
Oppositional thoughts…authenticity is essential for professional speakers and that goes double for the ghost writers of their books…
Oppositional thoughts…There are no mistakes in life, just lessons…but what if your life has been one long playtime (trans: recess)?
Oppositional thoughts…be thankful for what you have…but I have deeply ingrained ingratitude, should I be grateful for that?
Oppositional thoughts…Life is 2 short 4 U 2 B pulled down by negative, jealous, cynical people…so how long would be about right?
Oppositional thoughts…live badly today, for tomorrow it will become your past and make the present seem better than what went before…
Oppositional thoughts…there’s always a way if you are committed…Well first I got myself committed, but there was no way out after that
Oppositional thoughts…to succeed at work try something new each day, and if that fails you can always try actually working
Oppositional thoughts…I tried it out, but was told by a policeman to put it away or risk getting arrested…
Oppositonal thoughts… It is never a good idea to have your work spread over many fields lest people confuse it for manure….
Oppositional thoughts…I have been described as the superglue of our team..not to be trusted near lavatory seats and always the sticking PT
Oppositional thoughts…getting into medicine: careers seminar. . ? It is simple to get into medicine, just push down and twist the cap
Oppositional thoughts…I worked hard to get my team engaged, but now I am, having second thoughts about marrying them? Big of me or bigamy?
Oppositional thoughts..Work on what you love and it won’t feel like work.. I used my life partner as my desk, but the pens kept rolling off
Oppositional thoughts…Just because there is a screen between us doesn’t mean you, or I, are less human.. just that one of is incarcerated.
Oppositional thoughts…”If we don’t start, it’s certain we can’t finish.” Not True. I didn’t start and the boss said I was finished!
Oppositional thoughts..if you believe you can do it, the odds go way up..True. I believe I can fly: odds of me being an idiot went way up
Oppositional thoughts…do you remember how unique you once were?…true everyone was unique once except me…..
Oppositional Thoughts…be nice to the people you meet on the way to the top…if you are not serious about getting to the top that is.
Oppositional Thoughts…SWOT – Silly Way Of Trying…to convince everyone that the future is less complex and more ordered than it really is
Oppositional thoughts…to be a good singer you need to be able to hold a note, but the only ones I held were to ransom….
Oppositional Thoughts…I finally found myself, but when I found out what I was doing, I wish I hadn’t bothered.
Oppositional Thoughts…I thought I’d found myself, but I was unable to pick myself out at the identity parade
Oppositional thoughts…Identity Parade…is that like a Mardi Gras parade for people with multiple personalities?