Here is Volume 7 of my Oppositional Thoughts…They are designed to gently puncture some of the slightly precious life advice out there, and to complexify overly simplistic homilies, that make life appear a lot simpler than it is in reality.
Oppositional thoughts…”personal branding” fixes an idea of person and limits the creative possibilities of people who change and emerge
Oppositional thoughts…what’s so great about a balanced scorecard? It means its a draw, nil-nil,no winners. I want an imbalanced scorecard!
Oppositional Thoughts…Planning pays. Noah built ark before rain..but it hasn’t stopped raining since they built the desal plant in Sydney
Oppositional thoughts…Be true to yourself…only yourself? What and lie through your teeth to everybody else?
Oppositional Thoughts…Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they’ve got a second…unless you are eating curry
Oppositional Thoughts…I’ve always been conflicted about self-actualising ever since a teacher caught me doing it in the bike sheds…
Oppositional thoughts…to jump straight to the front of the queue, just phone the person on the desk and walk forward – phones trump people
Oppositional Thoughts…you feel better if you let others have the final word, but what if they don’t say anything?!!
Oppositional thoughts…“If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.”…and get arrested….
Oppositional thoughts…You can’t live a perfect day without doing something for someone who can never repay you…like the banks did
Oppositional Thoughts…How do you push forward your best ideas? Break through the barrier of skepticism….hmm not sure about that
Oppositional thoughts…Those that talk down to you…probably haven’t thrown their 1970s platform heels out of their wardrobe….
Oppositional thoughts…”Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goals.”…and opportunities and better alternatives
Oppositional thoughts…if my #newyearsresolutions are to break my new years resolutions does this increase the chances of me keeping them?
Oppositional thoughts Volume 3 Amusing and lateral views on Career and HR Advice http://f.ast.ly/PcnkL
Oppositional Thoughts…I was in the moment, but was disturbed by a man shouting “hurry up in there, I want to use it” http://bit.ly/dlpDJ9
Oppositional thoughts…I considered self-acceptance, but decided not to accept it and marked it return to sender….
Oppositional thoughts..I am having problems with rigid and extreme thoughts, the rigid ones aren’t extreme and the extreme ones aren’t rigid
Oppositional thoughts…Ubuntu know my people know me…Hollywood star, know my agent know me
Oppositional thoughts…A postmodernist walks into their imaginary bank and makes out a reality cheque to “self”
Oppositional thoughts…a postmodernist painting is just a pigment of your imagination…
Oppositional thoughts…I went to work on my goals,my colleague went on a bus. He arrived on time and got promoted, I got fired for no-show.
Oppositional thoughts…there was a power failure in the operating theatre, the Dr asked where’s the patient? So I took a stab in the dark
Oppositional thoughts…I was told to develop my employability skills, but I am more concerned about my sack-ability.
Oppositional thoughts…Sack-ability definition: 1) ease of getting laid off 2) ease of getting laid…Casanova had lots of sack ability…
Oppositional thoughts… Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom…depends whose bottom….@AvidCareerist
Oppositional thoughts..Going the extra mile is a great for taxi drivers,not for their passengers,and a disaster for golfers @emergentinsight
Oppositional thoughts….is saying “Few families teach manners” being rude about families?
Oppositional Thoughts…Shop local during Small Business Saturday…and make the big businesses into small ones in no time at all!!
Oppositional Thoughts…I wanted to change the world, but when I took it back they didn’t have another one in my size…
Oppositional thoughts…what came first; the Xerox copier or the Office Christmas party?
Oppositional thoughts…there are no bars on your imagination & creativity, but it was my imagination & creativity that put me behind bars
Oppositional thoughts…I took some risks and broke down all the barriers, unfortunately it was during my driving test…
Oppositional thoughts…ask not what your nation can do for you, ask why are they doing it, for whom and what is it going to cost me
Oppositional thoughts…it is great to remember people in your thoughts and even better for business to remember them in your invoices….
Oppositional Thoughts…To look at something as though we had never seen it before requires great courage…or a diagnosis of prosopagnosia
Oppositional thoughts…I was told I was called and gifted..sounded great till I found out what they were calling me and what the gifts were
Oppositional thoughts….A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery even when he’s lost..what if it is pitch dark?
Oppositional thoughts…Life is 90% how you handle it…of course you might get life for handling it in the first place….
Oppositional thoughts…”Without goals, you are like a ship that has set sail with no destination”.which allows a wonderful exploring cruise